starkktrek:

why do guys call girls “cunts” anyway though

why would you insult someone by referring to them as the only thing about them that actually matters to you

i mean

when I get mad at my boyfriend I don’t call him “salary”

(via the-vegastuck-dad)

snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via ethelreds)

pornstarwars:

i really enjoyed tfios because in a book when people speak like augustus its not really that cringy but i think the movie is gonna ruin it because no one actually talks like that and its gonna be really weird 

(via sun-in-retreat)

wineafterwhiskey:

this is everything. 

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via sonnavafitch)