A one woman show on Broadway where Patti LuPone goes onstage with no material prepared and just complains about stuff for two hours.

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The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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This is Aaradhna singing this retro styled song of cutting of your boyfriend’s dick for cheating on you in a delightful song called "Lorena Bobbitt."You should all listen (and buy) her album Treble & Reverb on her bandcamp here - it will make you shimmy and sock hop instantaneously.

New Zealand based Aaradhna otherwise known as a Aaradhna Jayantilal Patel is half Indian, half Samoan and full on awesome.

Aaradhna is a New Zealander of Samoan and Indian descent. Her father Jayanti Patel is Indian from Navsari, Southern Gujarat નવસારી village and her mother Sia’a Patel is Samoan from Papa Uta village (Mother Lagi Taofinu’u), Auala village (Father Mulimai Moe) & Falealupo village (Step Father Pio Taofinu’u). Aaradhna is the eldest of five. She first showed singing aspirations at the young age of 12, singing along with her mother to traditional Samoan and country songs. She would try to imitate the songs she heard in Bollywood movies that her and her father watched and also went to festivals that her father performed at. [Wiki]

this is actually one of my favorite songs/videos ever. like aesthetically tell me that the purple lip with the green/yellow suit isn’t the wave! plus aradhna is a fellow tall girl (i think she’s either 6’0” or 6’1”) and she was dancing in the back of the police car. fave.

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